The Eighth Post: To Be Updated


Opening statement, January 9, 2017:

The trial we are about to begin concerns the right of the people to keep and bear arms. As recently as ten years ago, the Supreme Court still had not given meaning and content to the provision in the Constitution that sets forth that right, although the Second Amendment has been part of our Constitution since 1791. Today, the balance between the exercise of that right and the recalcitrant plague of gun violence in America is finally beginning to be worked out. It will probably take decades for the courts and the legislatures to strike that balance in a way that protects us all from such horrific incidents as mass shootings at schools, movie theaters, and airports, while at the same time guaranteeing that the Second Amendment, which was first applied to the states only 6½ years ago in McDonald v. Chicago, is given real meaning and substance. Actually, we may never get it right, but I try to be an optimist, because I believe that the “path of the common law,” as Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. put it, is also, as Carlos CastaƱeda put it through his character Don Juan, a “path with heart.” Nothing in this case has anything to do with guns, or with carrying weapons on the street, or with mass shootings at schools, movie theaters, or airports. And yet, this case has everything to do with all of those things, because the path of the common law is also in some ways like the path of a particle in a quantum physics experiment: it travels in many different directions, all at once, because precedents are often applied in ways that aren’t always foreseen, or even reasonably foreseeable, when they’re made. So there is actually a lot more at stake here than might meet the eye at first glance. Can we get it right? Well, we can try. Right now the only question before us is whether the nunchaku, an ancient martial arts weapon, is commonly used for lawful purposes today. In a few years, the key Second Amendment questions may be somewhat different, so I ask the Court to be patient if it appears that at times I am straying from the path the Court has defined in order to establish a record that may become relevant down the road. And I also ask the Court to remember that the relief I’m seeking here, and have been seeking for nearly 14 years now, is real, and personal, separate and apart from all those big-picture considerations I’ve just described. But I have a duty, I think, to try to address both. Is it possible for me, one human being, acting alone, to fulfill that duty? No.

A Note About Mosquitoes, Nunchaku, and the Zika Virus:

Although this did not come out at the trial that was held January 9-12, 2017, I made an amazing discovery one night in August 2009 while I was working out with nunchaku in the Green Mountain National Forest in Vermont, where simple possession of the instrument is legal. Although the woods were alive with mosquitoes and I was shirtless and sweating, I was not bitten even once, because the spinning sticks created a barrier through which the mosquitoes would or could not fly to reach me. A pregnant martial artist who needed to traverse tropical mosquito country safely could constantly twirl her nunchaku while walking, preventing her upper body, face, head, neck, and arms from being bitten, and thereby (if wearing pants tucked in at the ankles or something comparable) protecting herself and her fetus from Zika and other mosquito-borne diseases. Chemical insect repellents may work, too, but I'd still recommend the sticks (completely non-toxic, 100% reliable in skilled hands, and in any event a valuable supplement to other means, since just one bite could make the difference between a healthy baby and a microcephalic one).